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	'<{title}>' => 'Actual food',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<section id="general">
	<h2>General news</h2>
	<p>
		I nearly ended up not going to the grocery store last night because by the time I finished my journal entry, fatigue had set in.
		I figured I could go after I got up in the morning.
		I&apos;ve put off grocery shopping for far too long though, so I talked myself into just getting it done.
		By the time I was ready to head out, it was raining.
		I&apos;d already worked myself up to go though, so a spot of rain wasn&apos;t going to deter me.
		The sooner I get some real food, the sooner I should feel better.
		The trip wasn&apos;t as bad as I&apos;d feared, despite being very tired.
		On the return trip though, I noticed a small shaking in my arm that made the bike wobble slightly for a couple seconds.
	</p>
	<p>
		It seems that WinCo does close for holidays, or at least some of them.
		They have a sign on their door right now alerting customers to their closure on the upcoming one.
	</p>
	<p>
		Among other things, I bought a bag of large potatoes.
		I didn&apos;t realise just how lard they are until this morning though.
		Cutting up one, there&apos;s not much room for other things in my pot.
		That said, my pot&apos;s too small as well.
		I knew it was small when I bought it, but I couldn&apos;t find a large pot like I wanted.
		I&apos;ll try to check the second-hand store next to my workplace more often so I can get a real pot.
	</p>
	<p>
		I looked into the correlation between the time I found my stove was broken (which would&apos;ve been the first time I tried to actually cook something) and the onset of my gayness.
		There doesn&apos;t seem to be a correlation.
		I found the stove broken in <a href="/en/weblog/2017/02-February/28.xhtml">February</a>, but I started feeling my sexuality come in at an unrecorded point around June.
		That said, long before I started actually craving another human being, my libido shot through the roof.
		There still might be a connection.
		In any case, I&apos;ll probably feel better after a couple days of eating properly, at which point my missing strength, missing mood stability, missing gayness, and missing libido will likely return as well.
		I can&apos;t say I&apos;m thrilled with regaining those last two, but it&apos;s worth it to regain the first two.
		I&apos;m still having mood issues, but they seem more manageable after today.
		I think I was right that what i needed was actual food.
	</p>
</section>
END
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